I know, I know... I am way behind in my posting. I have not talked about the trip back east - Boston - The Aquarium - The wedding - being back home - all our friends - or our reunion with Mike and Alissa and how hard it was to say goodbye again... I have almost decided to move on and simply say that it was a great trip! It was filled with fun things, the kids were amazing little travelers as always. I had Joe's three times!!! - was amazed at Boston's transformation since the "Big Dig" - Once again just picked up where I left off with
Muffy, which always seems to mean drinking Champagne - reconnected with long lost friends - thoroughly beamed with pleasure at Grace & Lily's sheer joy at having friends to play with for 10 days and shared in their heartbreak when it all came to an end -- And as much as I have fought the possibility of a return to New England, must admit that more than ever it felt like 'home' to be among a bunch of tree hugging liberals again. I forgot in all the '
Everything's bigger in Texas' lifestyle in Texas and the glitz and Glamor of Hollywood, what it was like not to feel the need to keep up with the Jones'. Simple felt good. Wide open spaces felt good. Being able to just be whatever felt good. It was a great trip and let's just leave it at that...
Now, for the "Vagina Monologue"
We returned home on Saturday and tried to simply decompress. Our home, our yard (Which is greener than Ireland at the moment) just us... Breathe... Then, Grace started acting a little odd - She'd grab her crotch and hop up and down and say "
My Vagina! My Vagina!" She did this randomly a few times through out the day. Honestly, I did not think much of it. Granted it was odd, but it was only a second and then nothing for a few hours then she'd do it again. Frankly I thought she was doing it because I had laughed the first time she did it and she thought it was fun to repeat the performance. Then Sunday this performance seemed to increase in frequency, but she did not have an issue when on the potty. So Urinary Tract Infection crossed my mind, but she did not appear to have any discomfort while going to the bathroom. By Monday morning she had gone from some discomfort to extreme pain. She was doubling over, grabbing herself and screaming "
My Vagina!! My Vagina!!" So, I called the doctor.
Now to back track a bit... Grace is in Pull-ups... Something she was NEVER in because we had potty trained right into underpants. But the ability to get her into a restroom while flying in a timely manner is always a big risk. So Brian and I decided that Pull-ups would be the best way to get to Colorado and back and to Massachusetts and back without wetting pants, car seat, etc... Grace kicked and screamed and cried the first time we put her in Pull-ups. She wanted her big girl pants!!! She did not take long to realize that Pull-ups were easier than being potty trained and make a complete 180 back to
un-potty trained. Knowing that this was going to be a long month and that we could get Grace back to potty trained in a day after we returned home, we did not fight this and let it be what it was...
Back Monday - Our doctor was not in, but the Nurse Practitioner could see Grace within the hour, so off we go. Grace whimpered in the backseat a few times, but not the screaming pain she'd had all morning, so I start to think... "This is going to be one of those times - You rush to the doctor and nothing is wrong. Or you take your car to the mechanic because it's making a noise, but when you get to the mechanic the car won't make the noise" WRONG... In the waiting room Grace has a fall on the floor episode of pain. Then on our way to the exam room Grace is doubled over walking down the hallway holding her crotch and crying "
Oh, my vagina..... oh, my vagina..." My heart is breaking but a few nurses at the nurses station are almost laughing. As I am about to boil over at their insensitivity to my little girl's pain, Grace stops at the station, looks up at the nurses and asks "
Is the doctor going to fix my vagina??" Okay, I cannot contain my laughter, though I did try to stifle it. One of the nurses about falls off her chair and asks me "
Did she just say what I think she did?" To which I replied. "Yes, she asked if the doctor was going to fix her vagina." We all laughed, Grace laughed, they called her adorable and we were on our way into the exam room.
No fever... This is not good.... Wouldn't and infection be joined with a fever? Well,
something is wrong and I am not letting the N.P. off the hook until she figures out how to help my baby. If I thought her writhing in pain in the waiting room was heartbreaking it's about to get worse. When the N.P. took Grace's diaper off to examine her Grace
pee'd. They need a urine sample and the office is JAM PACKED with flu, fever, gross sick kids. So as quickly as I want the visit to be due to germs and creepy crawlies, the N.P. has a waiting room overflowing with kids that need her attention too. She says I have a few minutes to try to get a urine sample from Grace but after that she is going to have to catheterize her for a sample. I know that there is no way to get Grace to pee in a cup. Even if she needed to go - Holding her, holding the cup, balancing... I knew it would be an exercise in futility, but hoping against hope... I took the few minutes to no avail. Grace has been catheterized twice in her life already. Once when she was a baby for a severe viral infection. She fussed but was a baby and it was not overly traumatic for either of us. Last August in Massachusetts when Grace had a bad virus, the hospital tried THREE times to
Cath her for a sample, all with no success and all with her screaming "
NO! STOP!" it was heartbreaking!! This was worse! They had to
Cath her, I had to hold her hands, big tears rolling, Grace crying "
Mommy.... Mommmy???" looking at me for help, as I am holding her down and letting them do this to her - Awful doesn't even begin...
Long story short and I know, "too late"... Grace has a bad URI and is on antibiotics.
It got even worse for me when the N.P. backed me into a corner over the H1N1 vaccine. I was NOT going to vaccinate the kids, or Grace, for the Flu or H1N1. If my doc was the one we were seeing and he said she
had to have the Seasonal Flu, I'd consider it, but
NOT the H1N1. My kids cannot get the Seasonal Flu shot at our doctors office, because we have private insurance and only the kids on the state funded insurance plans are eligible at our Pediatricians office for the shot. Lily is not old enough by about a year for the H1N1 shot, so I said (To a medical professional I do not know from a hole in the wall) "
Wouldn't it stand to reason, that if my 1 year old cannot get the H1N1 vaccine, that I would not be bringing my children to public places this Flu season??" Apparently this was 'crack pot reasoning', because as my 2 year old is
SCREAMING in pain and as my 1 year old is
SCREAMING in hunger and we all just need to leave I am berated for not taking every possible precaution...blah, blah, blah... and healthy kids Grace's age are dying daily from H1N1, and Blah Blah Blah... So I try one last time...
"If Grace is sick then wouldn't it be better to wait??" She argued that she would be getting the mist vs. the injection... the kids are screaming and I am feeling backed into a corner and I gave in... I know, I gave in. I have been waiting for some horrible side effect ever since. Grace fell asleep in the car half way home and I pulled off the highway to be sure she was still alive. I hate that I let myself be bullied.
But Grace's horrible pain aside, I can't help but giggle a bit every time I think of Grace asking the nurses if the doctor was going to fix her vagina!!